Thursday, March 4, 2010

TEASE ME OUT

AS I WALKED IN, I WATCHED AS SHE GROWLED AND WRITTED IN PAIN.
WAS THAT FOR REAL OR WAS SHE JUST BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC??? I MEAN, THE ANAESTHETICS WAS SUPPOSED TO NUMB THE PAIN. THEN AGAIN, I THOT OTHERWISE,.... SEEING THE WAY THE DOC SCOWLDED HER AND POKED ON WITHOUT A SOOTHING WORD. YEAH, AT THIS POINT, I WAS DISCOURAGED TO EVEN GET AN APPOINTMENT CARD.

AFTER HE WAS DONE WITH HER, IN THE SAME DRY TONE, NOT MINDING THE STREAM OF WAITING PATIENTS,, DANGLED WORDS AT THE PROFESSIONALLY DUMB REGISTRAR ISSUING THE APPOINTMENT CARDS. IT WAS AT THIS POINT I SAID TO MESELF " THIS DUDE AIN'T TOUCHING ME". I SILENTLY PRAYED FOR A 2ND DOC TO APPEAR BUT NONE DID AND I RESIGNED MYSELF TO FATE AS USUAL BUT WITH AN ATTITUDE. PICKED MY CARD AND WENT INTO THE EXAMINATION ROOM....

DOC: IN HIS DRY TONE... SO TELL ME, WHAT'S UR PROBLEM?

ME: I'LL APPRECIATE IF U TALKED TO ME ON A SOFTER TONE CUZ IF U'RE GONNA ACT THE WAY I'VE WATCHED YOU DO ALL ALONG,.. THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.

DOC: MHHHH.. OK MADAM, HOW CAN I HELP U??

NOW WE'RE TALKING. I EXPLAINED MY ISSUES AND ALL AND HE LISTENED.
AFTER THE CHECK, HE SAID, " ITS JUST GONNA BE A MINOR SURGERY. WON'T TAKE MORE THAN 15MINS".
I HATE THE "S' WORD, SO I EXCUSED MESELF TO THINK IT THRU.
AFTER BATTLING WITH THE IDEA AND WATCHING THE WAY PPLE GROWLED, I CHICKENED OUT.
I WALKED BACK IN AND TOLD HIM THAT I WOULDN'T DO IT THAT I NEEDED AN ALTERNATIVE. HE SMILED AND PATTED MY HEAD AND SAID. "IT'LL JUST BE FINE. U WOULDN'T FEEL THE PAIN".
I MET HIS ASSISTANT WHOM I TOLD TO GET ME MEDS AS I COULDN'T GO THRU WITH THE PROCEDURE. HE SAID HE JUST CAN'T LET ME WALK AWAY LIKE THAT...ATLEAST GET A CLEAN UP FOR N1000. AND AT THIS POINT, I GOT MAD.

ME: U GUYS THINK TIS IS SOME SORTA JOKE HUH. ITS ALL ABT THE MONEY HERE AND U ENJOY THE XTRACTION PROCESS..... U GUYS ARE TOTAL JERKS.
THEN AGAIN, I THOT.... "CLEAN UP"... LETS DO IT.
AS I LEFT THE CLEAN UP TABLE, THE DOC CAME TO ME AND SAID,

DOC: IT'S NOT A PAINFUL PROCEDURE DEAR YOUNG LADY. "I'LL JUST TEASE IT OUT". INFACT,COME AND WATCH ME DO IT. I WATCHED AS HE INJECTED THE LADY BEFORE ME AND 1,2,3.... IT AS ALL OVER. SO I MADE UP MY MIND TO DO IT THAN LOOSE MORE SLEEP.

AS I LAY ON THAT CHAIR, MY MIND WANDERED AWAY FROM MY BODY. I CLUTCHED MY PHONE AND PLUGGED MY EARS WITH THE EAR PHONES AND ALLOWED SOME SAD MUSIC TO FILTER THRU MY EARS. I DIN'T WANNA THINK OF WHAT CAME NEXT AS MY JAW DROPPED AND THE NEEDLES PIERCED..... MHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS LEFT FOR SOMETIME TO BE KNOCKED OUT.. IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,WHILE I WATCHED, SHE DANCED OUT... OH YES... IT WAS A REAL "TEASE OUT". I ASKED FOR HER TO WRAPPED UP AS I CHEWED ON A COTTON SWAB TO STOP BLEEDING. I FELT NOTHING BUT DIN'T KNOW WOT LAY AHEAD.

AS THE ANAESTHETICS WORE OFF,....... HERE CAME THE BRAIN BLOWING CLASSIC PAIN AND DISCOMFORT. THE DRUGS DIN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY EFFECT AND I ALMOST RAN OUTA MY SKIN. NO FOOD, JUST WATER AND BOY... I WAS HUNGRY. TOOK A STRONGER PAIN KILLER AND WAS ABLE TO CATCH A SNOOZE,THOUGH I WOKE UP A COUPLE OF TIMES TO ADJUST MESELF... BUT THAT PAIN WAS JUST SO REAL.

AND TODAY, I'M FINE. MILD PAIN THOUGH. MHHHHHHHHH, WHEN I TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BABY,I WONDER AT HOW BIG SHE IS. CUZ FROM MY MIRROR, SHE WAS JUST A TINY PAINFUL RASCAL TAHT WASN'T LIKE THE OTHERS.. AND OF COURSE I ACCUSED THE DOC OF TAKING OUT THE WRONG BABY... WHICH WAS LIKE AN INSULT TO HIM....

YEAH,.............. THE DENTIST AND I.

HOW'S EVERYONE HERE???? HAVE A FAB WEEKEND. *KISS KISS*

12 comments:

rethots said...

In the spirit of "tease it out"....

"...FAB WEEKEND. *KISS KISS*" can thou 'kiss' with the seeming "...CLASSIC PAIN AND DISCOMFORT."

2cute4u said...

That's a nice one.. You had me going there.. lol..I have a half tooth that I'm told needs filing, My mum's best friend's a dentist and I've seen the way she yangs tooth out unfeelingly even while gisting with my mum when we come pay her a visit at her place of work.. Not a nice sight..I will never let anyone touch my teeth.. I use drugs,aside that,running...
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leggy said...

anesthetics dont work on me..its ridiculous.i feel so much pain eh.

neefemi said...

lol....pele, hope you feel better....kisses

shorty said...

Sorry o,hope u eel much better..xx

shorty said...

feel*

JuaNita said...

And there were no lollipops afterwards..so much for dentists..hisss. Hope you're okay!!

Fragilelooks said...

@rethots: no i can't kiss but can blow a kiss.

@2cute4u: wot were u thinking??? u r welcome me dear.

@leggy: mhhhhh. tats some real pain o without the anaesthetics.

@shorty and neefemi: thanks dearies. feel better now.

@juanita: lol. i'm fine dear.

Tisha said...

i took out my tooth and i didn't feel nothing after wards,, i even ate pepper rice 2 days later...
maybe they used fake anaesthetics, lol

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Pele, Hope the pain is gone now

Myne Whitman said...

How are you feeling now dearie? I've not had an extraction yet so will have to wait. Have a great week. Mwah!

Fragilelooks said...

@TISHA: NO. I DNT THINK SO. I RADA THINK TAT WE ALL REACT DIFFERENTLY TO PAIN.

@TGWTRH:ITS THE 6TH DAY TODAY.AND THE PAIN IS STILL THERE. THE DOC SAYS IT'LL BE 7-14DAYS. THANKS DEAR.

@MYNE:NOT BAD AT ALL DEAR, AS LONG AS I KEEP TO MY FAIRLY HOT WATER AND SALT. THANKS A BUNCH. MUAHHHHHH.
AND YES, I CAN KISS NOW. LOL